I’m Retired You’re Not t-shirt

$17.10 – $22.05Price range: $17.10 through $22.05

•  Size Guide
  Size Chart

  Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 inch dimensional difference.

  Size	Imperial (in)		Metric (cm)
  	Chest Width	Shirt Length	Chest Width	Shirt Length
  S	18in	28in	46cm	71cm
  M	20in	29in	51cm	74cm
  L	22in	30in	56cm	76cm
  XL	24in	31in	61cm	79cm
  2XL	26in	32in	66cm	81cm
  3XL	28in	33in	71cm	84cm
  4XL	30in	34in	76cm	86cm
  5XL	32in	35in	81cm	89cm

•  Delivery & Return

  SHIPPING & DELIVERY

  • Production: 1–3 business days.
  • USA Shipping: 5–10 business days.
  • Worldwide: 10–15 business days.
  • Total Delivery: Production Time + Shipping Time.
  • Tracking: Track Your Order Here

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  CANCELLATIONS

  Orders can only be cancelled within 24 hours of placement. After this window, the item enters production and cannot be modified or cancelled.

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  RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS

  We offer Free Replacements or refunds only for our errors:

  • ❌Wrong Size: Received a different size than what was ordered.
  • ❌ Design Error: The print or design differs significantly from your approved order.
  • ❌ Damaged Goods: Items arrive torn, peeling, or otherwise defective.
  • ❌ Incorrect Style: Received the wrong garment type (e.g., long sleeve instead of short sleeve).

  *Note: As items are custom-made, we cannot accept returns for change of mind or customer-selected sizing errors.

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